Not Fair Assault
Confessions of a Full-Time Wizard
By Shelly Mazzanoble
Do you remember when I was in mourning for my beloved minotaur barbarian, Kevin Rogers, who died unfairly in a playtest? Big bully Mike Mearls made fun of him because he said Kevin was a dumb name for a minotaur and he deserved to die. Deserved to die! This is really painful for me to remember, but I’ll do it for you, D&D Players of the world. Why? Because I am your Player-in-Chief!
About the Author
There’s a 75% chance that Shelly Mazzanoble turned this column in on time, an 85% chance next month’s will be later, and a 95% chance that she is all caught up on The Real Housewives of New York.