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Alex Shvartsman v. Jens Thoren

Feature Match - Round 4:

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Round 4 Feature Match: Shvartsman vs. ThorenBoth of these players are pretty big wheels down at the cracker factory. Alex Shvartsman, game store owner and Pro Tour Niceguy, has been putting up the big finishes on the Tour and the Grand Prix Circuit since practically forever. His opponent, the always-stoic Jens Thoren, was recently immortalized on the card Solemn Simulacrum (or The Thorenator), his prize for winning last year's Magic Invitational. Thoren is with the Scandanavian red-blue Welder deck, and Shvartsman is naturally with YMG Oath.

Game 1

Thoren looked at a hand of Ancient Tomb, City of Traitors, Grim Monolith, Tangle Wire, Masticore and two Goblin Welders. He shipped it back. His next was far worse, and he didn't give it a second thought. He stopped at five, with two land, Thirst for Knowledge, Chromatic Sphere and Voltaic Key.

Jens Thoren, sans Borg implantsShvartsman opened with the Reef and Brainstormed after Thoren played Great Furnace and Chromatic Sphere. No lands came. He played a Chrome Mox, imprinting Fire/Ice and waited on Counterspell mana. Thoren popped his Sphere and played a Key. Another Brainstorm, and still Shvartsman had no lands. Thoren got his third mana and resolved a Thirst for Knowledge on Shvartsman's end step. He pitched Mindslaver.

He untapped, and tried a Grim Monolith. Shvartsman wasted no time Mana Leaking it. Thoren showed him Seat of the Synod and a second Monolith, powering out Tangle Wire. Shvartsman was far from helpless, though. He finally found a land, and with a second Chrome Mox imprinted with Cognivore he dropped Oath of Druids. Thoren seized the opening, playing another Key and Tinkering it away for a Citanul Flute, ready to serve up a steady stream of Goblin Welders.

He fetched a pair, and then a Pentavus, with Shvartsman remaining impassive behind four mana and a four cards in hand. He had two Counterspells, a Mana Leak, and a Krosan Reclamation. Thoren played the Pentavus, which went uncontested, then lost both his Welders to Shvartsman's countermagic. Shvartsman untapped, Oathed up a Cognivore (a mere 7/7), and then imprinted Counterspell on Isochron Scepter. The usually unflappable Thoren was forced to adjust his glasses and ruffle his hair.

Tangle Wire met little resistance from Shvartsman, who sat back on his Scepter. Thoren fetched another pair of Welders and made a Pentavite. The Scepter took one down, but the other resolved. Pentavus showed just how he earned his keep the following turn, when he showed that he could serve up Cognivore chumps all day long. Shvartsman stopped the Welder from getting crazy with a Krosan Reclamation, but his life total was dwindling. Thoren also had Lightning Greaves to complicate things. Shvartsman held back. Thoren tutored up Bosh, Iron Golem.

He baited with Masticore, forcing Shvartsman to tap his Scepter, then came down with the Iron Golem. Shvartsman's untapped Treetop Village meant Thoren couldn't just run in for the win. He gave it back. Shvartsman Oathed away his library, then got back two Cunning Wishes with Krosan Reclamation. He fetched Rack and Ruin out of his sideboard.

"Target Bosh and..."

Thoren cut him off. "You can't target Bosh, he has Lightning Greaves on."

"Lightning Greaves makes him untargetable? That sucks." - Alex Shvartsman

It did. Shvartsman had no way to stop Thoren from chucking for the win.

Thoren 1 - Shvartsman 0

Game 2

Alex Shvartsman is in a muddleBoth players kept their opening hands and were off. Shvartsman blazed out with Shivan Reef, Chrome Mox imprinting Cognivore, and Isochron Scepter on Brainstorm. Thoren's Reef, Welder wasn't nearly as explosive. He tried a turn-two Tangle Wire, but Shvartsman had Counterspell ready. The following turn he tried Metalworker. Shvartsman, with only one card in hand, turned on his Scepter and kept Naturalize and Oath of Druids.

Thoren showed him another City of Traitors and Lightning Greaves. He moved to put it on his Metalworker, but Shvartsman had a response, Naturalizing the Greaves. This was fine with Thoren, who had no artifacts in hand. He merely exchanged the Greaves for the Tangle Wire. Shvartsman was locked down, and used his Brainstorm Scepter while he could. Thoren took the opportunity to Thirst away Bosh.

Shvartsman could do little. Thoren brought Bosh back at end of turn, and then Tinkered up a Pentavus. Another pair of Greaves let them get in for eleven. Shvartsman Oathed up a Cognivore and tried to look imposing. Thoren was not bluffed.

"Bosh you?" - Jens Thoren

Shvartsman was thusly Boshed.

Jens Thoren defeats Alex Shvartsman 2-0

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