Dating in D&D: No One Parties Alone
Jared von Hindman
eing a full-time adventurer wreaks havoc on your social life. More often than not, the people who you start slaying dire rats with at 1st level are the same people you share drinks with over the still-cooling husk of Orcus at 30th level. Anyone new or exciting who walks into your life ends up being married, on fire, or quickly dead and looted.
About the Author
Jared von Hindman is an artist and sometime comedian who "dug too deep" while researching Stupid Monsters of Dungeons & Dragons. He awoke something Dire and horrible (perhaps Fiendish, even) and now he spends his days playing with plastic elves and illustrating new and creative ways to kill goblins. Currently he resides in Berlin with an older woman and a snake named Slinky. He's not sure why his pet needs to be included in his bio, but all the cool kids seem to be doing it and Jared's a sucker for peer pressure.