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Confessions of a Full-Time Wizard
By Shelly Mazzanoble

Sweet relief! Today was the last session of the D&D Encounters season and, more important, my last day having to play a cleric. Sure, Stormin’ Norman and his weird codependent mommy issues, fear of blood, and healing surge selfishness will be missed—by me at least—but man, I am so out of the healing business.

If there’s anything the last twelve weeks have taught me, it’s that I was right—I’m not the person to call in case of emergency. For one thing, I seldom have my ringer turned on, so I’ll probably miss your call anyway. Dependable, I am; but dependency, I can’t stand. Look, I have a hard enough time trying to keep myself alive out there—I can’t worry about the rest of the party!

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Shelly Mazzanoble is a Paladin Night School dropout.

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