Magic: The Gathering Invitational 2000
[(*) indicates an original card]
TOTAL CARDS (95)
Cloudchaser Monk (*)
Circle of Protection: White
Too... Many... Words (*)
Very Strict Tutor (*)
I Don't Think So (*)
Never Trust a Blue Mage (*)
Undercover Disguise (*)
Mutated Cockroach (*)
Wall of Tombstones
Being an Evil Minion Sucks (*)
Goblin Apprentice (*)
Aether Fart (*)
Mark of Fury
Share My Pain (*)
Tooth and Claw
Avalanche of Squirrels (*)
Bunch of Elephants (*)
Caller of the Hunt
Wall of Schizophrenia (*)
Song of Serenity
Finicky Mob (*)
Circle of Despair
Leave My Stuff Alone (*)
Surge of Strength
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Creature - Cleric
When Cloudchaser Monk comes into play, destroy target enchantment.
Monks have a love/hate relationship when it comes to enchantments.
Too.. Many.. Words
Enchanted creature's text box is blank.
If enchanted creature's power or toughness is undefined, treat it as 0.
"Not... enough... flavor... text..."
Very Strict Tutor
1W, Sacrifice Very Strict Tutor: Search your library for a blue or green enchantment. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
I Don't Think So
Reveal your hand. If no creature cards are in it, counter target spell.
Never Trust a Blue Mage
Enchanted creature has flying and can't attack.
UU: Return Never Trust a Blue Mage to its owner's hand.
How can you tell when a blue mage is lying?
He opens his mouth.
You may play Undercover Disguise any time you could play an instant.
As Undercover Disguise comes into play, choose a creature type. Enchanted creature is that type.
Creature - Mercenary Insect
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent chooses a color other than black. You sacrifice all creatures of the chosen color.
"It was the size of a house. No really."
Being an Evil Minion Sucks
As an additional cost to play Being an Evil Minion Sucks, sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature other than a Wizard.
If Volrath ever summons you by name, run!
- Stronghold graffitti
Sacrifice two lands: Regenerate enchanted creature.
" If they don't scream, you really weren't putting their heart into it."
- Phyrexian credo
Volcanic Puff deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures other than Goblins, where X is the number of enchant creatures in play.
Creature - Goblin
2R, T: Goblin Apprentice deals 3 damage to target Wizard.
There is much discussion as to what skills best suit a goblin. Handling explosive magical devices is not one.
Share My Pain
Whenever you draw a card, Share My Pain deals 1 damage to you.
2R, Discard an enchantment card from your hand: Share My Pain deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Avalanche of Squirrels
Creature - Squirrels
Echo (At the beginning of your next upkeep after this permanent comes under your control, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost.)
Avalanche of Squirrels can't attack if a Goblin or Insect is in play.
Bunch of Elephants
Creature - Elephants
Sacrifice a permanent: Prevent all damage Bunch of Elephants would deal this turn. Any player may play this ability.
"Sure I've heard of elephants..."
Wall of Schizophrenia
Creature - Wall
Wall of Schizophrenia may block any number of Goblins and/or Wizards each combat.
Wall of Schizophrenia can't block Carnivores, Elephants, or Walls.
Creature - Minions
BR: Finicky Mob can't be blocked by Merfolk, Walls, or Wizards this turn.
A mob is simply a force of nature like a tornado or typhoon.
Leave My Stuff Alone
1WU: Return a black or green creature you control to its owner's hand.
Rule #1 when working with wizards - don't touch their stuff.
- Apprentice Handbook